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Post by Dallas on Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:49 am


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Post by Serpheus on Fri Aug 26, 2011 10:43 pm

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Post by Dallas on Fri Aug 26, 2011 11:13 pm

Haha, very good

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Post by western red on Sat Aug 27, 2011 2:43 pm

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Post by Dallas on Sat Sep 03, 2011 12:08 pm


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Post by misslfc on Sat Sep 03, 2011 12:15 pm

Omg, Laughing
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Post by misslfc on Sat Sep 10, 2011 10:22 pm

A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment:
Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day, the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.
Ashley said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road, and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess."
What's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher.
"Don't put all your eggs in one basket!", Ashley said.
"Very good," the teacher replied.


Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, "Our family are Farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. One day we had a
dozen eggs, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral to this story is, 'Don't count your chickens before they're
hatched'."
"That was a fine story, Sarah," said the teacher.

"Michael, do you have a story to share?"
"Yes. My daddy told me this story about my Aunt Shirley. Aunt Shirley was a flight engineer on a plane in the Gulf War and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whisky, a machine gun and a machete. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the blade broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands."
"Good Heavens", said the horrified teacher, "what kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?"



"Stay the **** away from Aunt Shirley when she's been drinking." Laughing
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Post by misslfc on Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:08 pm

I accidentally mixed my "i can't believe it's not butter" with my real butter .







Now I don't know what to believe! Laughing
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Post by Dallas on Mon Sep 26, 2011 1:49 pm

Bump

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Post by misslfc on Mon Sep 26, 2011 3:32 pm

Bump?
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Post by Dallas on Mon Sep 26, 2011 3:44 pm

As in cheer me up with a joke

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Post by misslfc on Mon Sep 26, 2011 3:47 pm

Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little man staring at him, he looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown."

The little guy faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.

The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice, the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"

The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each and my name is Turner Brown."




The little guy says, "Turner Brown?! Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, 'Turn around.


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Post by Dallas on Mon Sep 26, 2011 3:58 pm

Very Happy

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Post by misslfc on Mon Sep 26, 2011 4:40 pm

cheers
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Post by Dallas on Mon Sep 26, 2011 4:42 pm

Basketball

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Post by Barnes 10 on Mon Sep 26, 2011 10:51 pm

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Post by misslfc on Tue Sep 27, 2011 12:02 am

Laughing some people have too much time on their hands
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Post by Barnes 10 on Wed Sep 28, 2011 9:04 am

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Post by Dallas on Wed Sep 28, 2011 9:12 am

Very Happy very good very good

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Post by misslfc on Wed Sep 28, 2011 9:24 am

Laughing
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Post by misslfc on Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:40 am

It's Google's birthday?

Yahoo!
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Post by Barnes 10 on Wed Sep 28, 2011 12:48 pm

Yeah Google is 13,
Now everytime I ask it to search for something, it replies hmmmpf do I have to?
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Post by misslfc on Wed Sep 28, 2011 1:16 pm

lol Laughing
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