Re: The Off Topic Thread

[Barnes 10]

Absolutely fucked here, that was one shite week!!

[Dallas]

Flu or from drink or what??

[Barnes 10]

Just a shitty week in work mate Its Friday now so fuck it. Im standing for my Niece next weekend and my cousin is home from the States the following Monday so plenty to look forward to!!! Dont let the bastards grind you down!!!

[Dallas]

I'm grinded down. Between women and bored with no work. Pissed off everyday.
Just busy in work or hassle?

[Barnes 10]

Bitta both mate, got a serious accusation put against me which has no grounding whatsoever just someone trying to be a smart arse being flat-out busy helps though to stop the mind working overtime

[Dallas]

Of the sexual nature

[Barnes 10]

Of the sexual nature

Haha hope not as its all blokes in our place

[Dallas]

Will there be somebody getting the sack over this?

[Barnes 10]

Doubt it very much.

[Dallas]

Whens it expected to be sorted

[Dallas]

Is it serious allegation?
I mean, could it force either of ye to quit.

[Barnes 10]

Is it serious allegation?
I mean, could it force either of ye to quit.

Well I almost walked but im not gonna give the person the satisfaction Serious enough where the PC brigade are concerned

[Dallas]

Oh the PC brigade .
Lovely, hang me now

[south]

Alex Ferguson walked into the dressing room one day to find Wayne Rooney crying his eyes out.
"What's the matter, Wayne..?", he asked.

"Colleen bought me a jigsaw puzzle of a nice pretty tiger, and I just can't do it", he sobbed, "and I don't want Colleen to think I'm stupid".

"Well, why don't you bring it in, and we'll see if we can work through it together", said Ferguson, offering him a hankie to dry his eyes.

Rooney made Ferguson promise not to tell Colleen or any of the other Man Utd players that he'd been crying.

The following day Ferguson was at work when there was a knock at his office door. "Come in", he shouted, as Rooney slipped in with a box stuffed up inside his jumper.

Ferguson cleared the desk as Rooney sprinkled the pieces onto the table.

"Well, I'm not surprised that you can't do it", Ferguson sighed, "this is a box of "Kelloggs Frosties" you fucking Idiot..!!"

[moejoe54]

wee wife taking me out for my dinner today.going to eds diner in lisburn looking forward to it.

[south]

Going to the pub for the rugby

[Dallas]

Still in bed watching it.

[Dallas]

Pancake tuesday, who is having them and what are ye giving up for lent??

[Barnes 10]

My Daughter is 6 today so we are just clearing up from her party atm. Plenty of shite still to eat here. Do you really go off stuff for "Lent".

[misslfc]

Only finished my dinner, have the pancake stuff here but doubt I'll end up making any tbh

[Dallas]

No I don't give up anything for lent, except sex , which strangely enough lasts for 11months of the year

[Dallas]

How was Barcelona Maj?

[Barnes 10]

No I don't give up anything for lent, except sex , which strangely enough lasts for 11months of the year

[Dallas]

Lmao , pissed myself at that Barnes, actually crying with laughter

[moejoe54]

pancakes all in my belly and not sure wot to give up for lent maybe the hope i have in my football team to start with.

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