Todays games Megathread.

Shite mate isnt the word ffs

Not long in, 45 seconds FFs!!

Wasters

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/david-moyes-excuse-generator-6878036

  

The worms are turning

This is brilliant   

https://mobile.twitter.com/TSBible/status/449913592922398720/photos

Best banner today   

OMG I just woke up to the score at Palace   

Can't see Arsenal winning this, fools!

Awww ditthums!

Rio Ferdinand has said that Manchester United’s season has been “embarrassing”, and that he has been less than keen to go out in public recently. United sit in seventh place, 18 points behind Premier League leaders Chelsea.

Speaking to BT Sport, he said: “It’s embarrassing – it becomes a personal insult. I don’t want to go out when the game is finished and you even stop watching TV,

“I don’t want to take my kids to school. I don’t want to walk on the school path and think I’m hearing things or seeing people look at me because we lost a game.

He continued: “I don’t want to fill my car up with petrol or go to the shops,

“It gets personal with everyone looking at you and talking about the results and the form and stuff. You don’t want to live like that. You want to live freely and comfortably. You don’t want to see other people lifting titles. That’s what we’re used to. That’s what we want. That’s what we train for and work for.

“We’ve got no divine right, don’t get me wrong, you’ve got to earn that right. And this season we simply haven’t done that.”

To be fair to Ferdinand, perhaps there is a hint of irony in there. Or maybe not. In any case such a lavishly compensated athlete could easily hire the services of a lackey or hanger-on to fill his car and do the shopping and school runs.

I'll take that, another nervy day tomorrow

In our own fucking hands now!!!!!!!!!

Who are City's games in hand?

Going to miss most of the first half if the Bayern match, damn!

i'm going to cinema to see Captain America ain't watching that shite...

LINE-UPS - Man Utd v Bayern Munich (19:45 BST)
Man Utd: De Gea, Jones, Ferdinand, Vidic, Buttner, Valencia, Carrick, Fellaini, Giggs, Rooney, Welbeck. Subs: Lindegaard, Hernandez, Nani, Young, Fletcher, Kagawa, Januzaj.

Bayern Munich: Neuer, Rafinha, Javi Martinez, Boateng, Alaba, Robben, Lahm, Schweinsteiger, Ribery, Kroos, Muller. Subs: Starke, Van Buyten, Mandzukic, Shaqiri, Pizarro, Gotze, Hojbjerg.

Referee: Carlos Velasco Carballo (Spain)

1 flamin nil

Diego puts Atletico 1 nil up

Holy shit Diego's goal

https://vine.co/v/Met6uEg3juq

Neymar equalises from an unbelievable pass from Iniesta

Damn chavs equalised with a pen

And Madrid are 2 up

Madrid could be even more ahead, this tie will be over tonight, Dortmund look a shadow of a team they were.

Ooops, the face on Mourinho