Jokes /Funny Videos

New Tevez poster

A lad goes for a job in a general store. Boss says let me show u how its done. A customer walks in &asks for a packet of grass seed, the boss says sir, when the grass grows u will need shears, and after that u will need a lawn mower. The customer says, I never thought of that & leaves spending »200. Thatis how its done says the boss, the next customer is yours, a man walks in and says, I would like a packet of tampax. The boy replies would u like a lawnmower as well sir? The man says why the fuck would I want a lawn mower?! The Boy says - Well your weekend's fucked, you might as well cut the grass!

hmmmmmmmm

Don't encourage him Thomas

3 paddys went to the olympics 1st paddy had a pitchfork. The organiser asked whats that for. Paddy said I'm throwin the javelin. 2nd paddy had a dustbinlid. Organiser asked whats that for. Paddy said I'm throwing the discus. 3rd Paddy had a wheelbarrow full of condoms. Organiser asked whats that for. Paddy said I'm here for the 3 day riding event

http://www.sadanduseless.com/2012/04/texts-from-my-dog/

funny stuff

Great stuff

Youtube Twitter and Facebook are all set to merge.
It's to be called YouTwitFace.com

Tottenham fans in the QPR end, haha.