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A teacher was talking about marriage in class, Teacher "what kind of wife do you like Clive"? "I want a wife like the moon" Teacher "wow, what a choice, do you want her to be beautiful and calm like the moon Clive"? "no, I want her to cum at night and fucking disappear in the morning"

. Freaky or what

No......... no I didn't

LIES!!

Steve Kean has signed a new contract at Blackburn Rovers.

It is an incredible show of confidence in the under-fire Blackburn boss by the club's wealthy Indian owners Venky's.

Blackburn fans have held demonstrations against Kean, even hiring a light aircraft to display a banner "Steve Kean Out" during Saturday's defeat to Chelsea.

But after weeks of talks over a new deal, Kean has agreed a new contract and put pen to paper which is likely to further infuriate upset fans.





I think its true btw

PROOF THAT WOMEN ARE BETTER FRIENDS THAN MEN:

Husband didn't come home last night.The next morning he told his wife that he slept at a friends house.Wife phones his 10 best friends and none of them know anything about it.

One night Wife didn't come home.The next morning she told him that she slept at a friends house.Husband phones her 10 best friends. 8 confirm that she slept over and 2 said she was still there.

Why did the polish man cross the road? Because he took the chickens job....

Like something you would do Barnsey

I only posted it because I was told it was your crowd when yiz played in the Aviva

We never scored

Only because of good defence by the number 13 there!!!

nasty

Maj see me after class for a refresher course

Barnes 10 wrote:Maj see me after class for a refresher course

Yere relationship has moved up to that level